Jordan Hamel yog tus kws sau ntawv, kws sau paj huam thiab ua yeeb yam.Nws yog co-editor ntawm No Other Place to Stand, anthology ntawm New Zealand paj huam txog kev hloov pauv huab cua luam tawm los ntawm Auckland University Press.Nws debut sau paj huam "Txhua yam tab sis koj yog txhua yam" tau luam tawm.
Tswv yim: Koj puas paub tias Sean "Dark Destroyer" Wallace yog tus stalker uas koj nyiam tshaj plaws yog tias tau txais lub sijhawm?Los yog thaum MasterChef tus neeg sib tw Alvin Qua nthuav qhia nws Drunken Chicken phaj rau cov kws txiav txim plaub ntug, nws tau dhau los ua qhov kev xav hauv internet thiab ua rau muaj kev tsis txaus ntawm Shaoxing wine thoob Australia?
Rov qab rau hauv kuv lub 20s, kuv yuav tau tso tseg lub tswv yim ntawm kev ua kom muaj hauv paus hauv qhov minutiae ntawm qhov kev muaj tiag pub dawb.Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tsim kom muaj kev hlub ntawm kev saib, sib tham, thiab feem ntau unbearable prestige tsev kawm ntawv ua yeeb yam, ntau dua li tsim tus kheej tiag tiag ("Koj puas pom qhov tshiab Breaking Bad show? txhawj xeeb, tej zaum koj yuav tsis hnov ​​​​txog nws").
Nyeem ntxiv: * British Royals yuav ua lub hnub qub hauv TV chaw sai sai nrog cov hnub qub qhua * TVNZ vs Warner Bros Discovery NZ: Sib piv lawv cov kab 2023 * Cov neeg muaj npe nrov hauv zos qhia lawv nyiam TV
Kuv tsev neeg, txawm li cas los xij, yeej tsis tau qhia kuv qhov kev luag ntawm qhov kawg ntawm txoj siv sia ntawm kev muaj tiag TV.Kuv niam kuv txiv tau koom ib tiam ua ntej Netflix, Disney+ lossis txawm tias MySky.Nyob rau hauv lawv lub sij hawm, koj zaum rau ci yaj, saib Niam ntawm lub teb chaws Judy Bailey qhia rau koj txog dab tsi tshwm sim nyob rau hauv lub Soviet Union, thiab zaum rau qhov mysterious overlord ntawm TVNZ xav pub koj.Raws li rau kuv cov viv ncaus, tej zaum nws yog qhov kev xav ntawm yawg suab tom qab kev tsim tag nrho kev lag luam, lossis tej zaum nws tsuas yog qhov xwm txheej xwb, tab sis qhov kev muaj tiag ntawm nruab nrab-00s zoo li haum rau lawv cov kev txaus siab (sab hauv tsim, kub kho siab idiots, lub cev. muaj).Cov neeg uas paub qab hau tau paub ntau dua.)
Tab sis tsis muaj ib qho ntawm cov ntsiab lus no ua rau kuv muaj dab tsi tab sis detachment.Lub tswv yim ntawm zaum hauv ib chav tsev nyob hauv Dunedin thiab saib ob peb tug hluas hauv The Block xaiv ntawm tooj liab lossis tooj dag qhov rooj zoo li overkill.Yog tias koj saib MasterChef lossis Hell's Kitchen plaub hmo hauv ib lub lis piam thiab gobble Sarah's secret roast los yog Jono's microwaved kaus poom steak, qib ntawm tus kheej-masochism mus txog qib tshiab.Yog li kuv zam tag nrho ib hom ntawv nyeem, leej twg mob siab?
Tab sis ob peb xyoos dhau los, txhua yam tau hloov pauv.Kuv tab tom pib nyiam kev muaj tiag.Kuv thawj zaug chalked nws mus txog rau kuv txoj kev hloov los ntawm ib tug sarcastically lom 20-xyoo-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus-laus kev hlub tshiab rau lub regional Fabkis txoj kev ua noj.Txawm li cas los xij, ntawm kev xav, kuv pom tau tias nws yog ib yam dab tsi ntxiv.
Qhov zoo ntawm ob peb xyoos dhau los no yog kev siv ntau ntawm kev ua haujlwm nyob deb.Qhov no txhais tau tias tsis yog tsawg lub tsho ironing, tab sis ntau tsev neeg lub sij hawm nyob rau hauv Timaru.Muaj qee yam tshwj xeeb txog kev cia koj tus kheej kom zoo huv si rau hauv koj tsev neeg txoj kev niaj hnub thiab txaus siab rau tej yam me me uas koj yuav tsis nco qab lossis tsis tau pom ntawm kev mus ncig ua si hnub so.Tej yam me me no uas kuv tau los ua tsaug?koj twv.Hmo ua yeeb yam hauv tsev neeg TV.Rau kuv, qhov no yog tib yam li haus tshuaj yej tom qab noj mov.Qhov chaw ruaj khov, txhim khu kev qha ntawm kev zoo siab thib ob.
Dab tsi tau pib raws li kuv qhov kev lees paub dhau los sai sai rau hauv kev nqis peev puv.Koj puas tau pom ib tug txiv neej laus quaj dhau ib qho nqaij npuas omelette?Xyoo no kuv pom peb tus neeg nyob rau tib lub sijhawm: kuv txiv, kuv thiab MasterChef Fans vs Favorites contestant / 27-xyoo-laus tua hluav taws Daniel los ntawm Darwin.Tau kawg, kuv paub tias cov yeeb yam no tau tsim los kov kuv lub siab txoj hlua thiab thawb cov khawm ntawm kev nkag siab, tab sis qee lub sijhawm kuv xav tias kuv tsuas yog tso tseg, cia nws cuam tshuam kuv thiab txiav txim siab siv tag nrho kuv lub peev xwm los thuam.Tsis nco qab lawm.tag nrho.Nrhiav kev nplij siab hauv kev tsim txiaj zoo sib xws.Tam sim no kuv muaj lwm tus choj hauv tsev, txawm tias yog ib qho khoom siv.Kuv tuaj yeem dhuav lossis tu siab rau lwm sab ntawm Cook Strait, nyem rau ntawm lub xov tooj cua qub qub rau ib teev, thiab tom qab ntawd tham nrog kuv niam kuv txiv txog qhov kev sib tw zaum kawg.Tsis muaj leej twg paub tias Lake Baikal hauv Serbia yog lub pas dej tob tshaj plaws hauv ntiaj teb, lossis Qhia rau kuv tus viv ncaus li cas kuv tsis xav tias Chris Parker yuav raug torn rau tej daim, los yog khiav zoo nkauj ntawm lub puam nrog rab chais.
Txawm hais tias maj mam easing, Kuv tsis yog ib tug neeg ruam tag.Kuv tseem tsis tuaj yeem coj kuv tus kheej los saib xyuas kev kho kom zoo nkauj lossis kho kuv lub tsev, thiab kuv tseem pauv kuv lub TV saj rau tus neeg tiag tiag.Tab sis thaum kuv laus zuj zus thiab pom kuv tus kheej siv sij hawm ntau dua nyob hauv tsev, kuv tau txais kev nplij siab hauv qhov tseeb tias kuv tsev neeg tseem yuav nyob ntsiag to ntawm lub rooj zaum tom qab lawv siv lawv hnub saib txoj kev MasterChef nkag mus rau nws qhov kawg stint lossis rau lwm qhov. lub caij.Dancing with the Stars tab tom pib thiab vam tias kuv nyob qhov twg, kuv yuav nyob.